The UP Diliman Meme
I don’t know the original name of this one…just pilfered it from Ching’s LiveJournal. She’s a fellow UP Diliman and Pisay classmate.
Here goes a long meme…!
(X) worried about getting bullied by fratmen or getting killed in a riot
( ) got bullied by fratmen or was killed in a riot
( ) witnessed a riot
( ) watched the oblation run
(X) made friends with a teacher
(X) was tricked as a freshman into attending a rally / prayer meeting
(X) wore red or black on one of those wear red or wear black days
(X) wore red on Valentines Day
( ) wore black on Valentine’s Day
( ) celebrated a birthday at Mang Jimmy’s
(X) learned UP Naming Mahal
(X) got on the dean’s list
(X) slept on a bench
(X) was an RA (registration assistant) or SA
( ) jogged around the campus
( ) visited the Vargas Museum
(X) knew at least one xerox lady, manong, or technician by name
(X) attended university level graduation
(X) got an activist for a teacher
(X) itched from higad bites
(X) had gotten a 5.0 in something
(X) had taken a crap in school
(X) watched a La Salle vs. Ateneo UAAP game
(X) watched a UP vs. any school basketball game (where UP won)
(X) gave a powerpoint presentation
(X) studied in CASAA
( ) studied in McDonald’s or Jollibee Philcoa for one full night and bought just one regular-sized drink
( ) studied along Katipunan
( ) studied along Katipunan and affected the mannerisms of a stereotypical Atenean (accent and all)
(X) watch a play that’s not required for CommIII
( ) went stargazing
(X) ate in Chocolate Kiss, Tea Room (in CHE) or Chateau Verde (except chateau verde)
(X) slept in the lib
( ) struck up a conversation with a taong grasa
(X) wrote to / for the collegian
( ) seriously pondered about the identity/ies of the people described in Eksenang Peyups
(X) went to the chapel
( ) got a pebble stuck in your shoe/slippers while walking in Sunken Garden
(X) cut class with your block to watch a movie
(X) had a voltes V for a teacher
( ) took a class under Joseph Palis
(X) went to a Freshman-only concert
(X) subsisted on just streetfood (fishballs, half footlongs, kwekwek, squidballs/rolls, mais, dirty ice cream) for a day
( ) learned how to smoke
( ) went on an out-of-town trip during a break with blockmates or orgmates
(X) fell in love
( ) actually read the book you keep borrowing from the lib
(X) played cards during your free time
(X) dress in business attire
( ) sumabit sa jeep
( ) got sung to or sung to someone in class during Valentine’s day
(X) watched the lantern parade
(X) helped out a total stranger
(X) helped out a total stranger because he/she was hot
(X) learned to stay awake for more than 24 48 hours straight
( ) got bullied by fratmen and feeling cool wannabe people who were actually losers
(X) took Wednesday and/or Sat classes WILLINGLY
( ) volunteered for the pahinungod
(X) ate “tasteless white sauce” pasta from cock-a-noodle-doo
(X) got a boyfriend/girlfriend
(X) took time to read the vandalism in the CR
( ) watched a sexy art film for any GE class (now i remembered something…)
( ) got held up or pickpocketed
( ) felt depressed because you were not as good academically (or popular) as you were in high school
(X) did a last minute paper
(X) had spent a lot for 1x1 ID pictures
(X) got exempted from final exams
( ) got exempted from a final exam but still took it
( ) attended a varsity pep rally
( ) watched LIVE AIDS, Androgyny, Maskipaps or any well-known variety show
( ) promised to quit smoking
( ) got into at least one (org- or council-sponsored) adventure race
(X) knew where the best restrooms are on campus
(X) joined an org
(X) allowed yourself to make mistakes
( ) went to the gym in spite of having no PE class just to ogle varsity players / cute boys
(X) took summer classes
(X) admired the oblation
(X) made a video for a project
(X) had a crush on a teacher
( ) had a teacher who had a crush on / tried to court you
( ) attended your ROTC Bivouac
(X) faked sickness to get an absence excused
( ) got your car scratched by one of those “kuya bantayan ko kotse niyo” kids
( ) took a PE class where you had to pay for tuition (i.e. sportsclimbing, ten pin bowling, scuba diving, etC)
( ) went to school in your crappiest yet most comfy clothes
(X) learned how to use the Bayantel pay phones
(X) participated in school activities
( ) caught the UP Pep Tryouts
(X) dated someone from UP
(X) rode an IKOT and TOKI
(X) found a tambayan
( ) went drinking at Sarah’s
(X) learned how to beg for a higher grade
(X) used your 6 allowable absences wisely
( ) lived in a dorm
(X) volunteered to be beadle or go-to guy for your group / class
( ) had the worst schedule
( ) realized that there really is just one coconut tree on the sunken garden
( ) not used up all 6 allowable absences
( ) ate in ISSI, Treehouse, Mama Thai’s and other more obscure cafeterias
(X) ate food Aristocart-style
(X) was active in your org
( ) attended an ACLE
( ) got as many app forms as you can during the job fair
(X) learned how to cram
( ) sold tickets for (or watch) an org-sponsored movie premiere
( ) saved money to Xerox all of your seatmate’s notes
(X) had accidentally seen a make-out session
(X) slept in class
(X) finished a homework / assignment / paper in the shopping center or philcoa
(X) had mountains of unused sample exams and/or old testaments (O.T.’s)
(X) resolved to be “better this semester”
(X) slept during a test
(X) had groupmates from hell (ie no-shows, babblers, dependents, airheads, dreamers, idea stealers, plagiarists)
(X) learned how to work with groupmates from hell
( ) perfected the art of parking on campus
(X) had a bad encounter with one of the guards on campus
( ) developed a love for sisig
(X) practiced those UP cheers in the first meeting for PE class
( ) looked at microfilms in the library or poked through archives
(X) reserved a classroom, AVR, etc. for a class or org function
(X) attended UP Fair
(X) went to a library other than your own college’s to research (Main, CHE, SOLAIR, NCPAG)
(X) lost a perfectly functioning umbrella
( ) used consultation hours properly
( ) went to the Guidance Office for real,heart-to-heart guidance
(X) went to the infirmatay
